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THE BEST MUSICIANS' JOKES

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THE BEST MUSICIANS' JOKES by Bruno Kassel & Carlo May
What's the difference between a Stratocaster and a Les Paul? A Stratocaster burns hotter: a Les Paul burns longer. More than 500 hilarious jokes about musicians and their respective genres; foreword written by drummer Pete York. 112 pp.
02-21170 .. $9.95

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Contents:
  • (01) Foreword
  • (02) Introduction
  • (03) Acknowledgements
  • (04) Homo Musicus (aka: the musician)
  • (05) Guitar
  • (06) Bass
  • (07) Bowed Instruments
  • (08) Drums
  • (09) Bodhran
  • (10) Brass
  • (11) Woodwinds
  • (12) Vocals
  • (13) Conductor
  • (14) Bagpipes
  • (15) Keyboards
  • (16) Accordion
  • (17) Banjo
  • (18) Harp
  • (19) Chang
  • (20) The return of the lightbulb
  • (21) Great lies of the music business
  • (22) How to sing the blues
  • (23) Orchestra personnel standards
  • (24) Glossary of musical terms
  • (25) About the authors

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